2013 close shave

[oldbird]

I've had many near miss and offs this year.
but the close shave that sticks in my mind is smithy continually going for my boobs just to fill his w**k bank

merry xmas everyone.

[Tony]

That's a very open statement, as I can guess what Smithy's response will be!

[smithy]

Will get my hands or even my lips on them udders one day